thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw
So I heard this rumor recently. Apparently, and you didn't hear this from me, Stoop Kid is afraid to leave his stoop.
numbkid:

"Why do we just accept things? "comfort!!!"

Joseph Lorusso (1966)

cyberbullier:

let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

bowlingforsoup:

id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

(Source: davethebarbarian, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

fuckyeah1990s:

a quote from the film “Gummo” (1997) on a t-shirt. Available now due to moderate demand
http://internet1997.bigcartel.com/product/life-is-beautiful
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