Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw
So I heard this rumor recently. Apparently, and you didn't hear this from me, Stoop Kid is afraid to leave his stoop.

"Why do we just accept things? "comfort!!!"

Joseph Lorusso (1966)


let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly

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id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

(Source: davethebarbarian, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


a quote from the film “Gummo” (1997) on a t-shirt. Available now due to moderate demand